Some Friend
George Bush has, in the past, called Russian president Vladimir Putin 'trustworthy,' 'friend,' and someone who means what he says. At their latest meeting, however, it seemed, that Bush got a bit miffed that his buddy had stomped on his country's independent press, jailed any businessman that didn't toe the line, and stated that he believed Iran when it said it had no ambition for nukes. Wasn't Putin listening to all of Bush's paeans to Democracy, and all of his flowery words about the innate desire for freedom?
A rational person might point out that Putin is an ex-KGB agent, meaning that he was a professional killer and liar for one of the most brutal governments in human history. Thus, Putin's actions today show that he really hasn't changed, that he lusts for power and has no qualms about maiming and killing to consolidate it. So maybe, this same rational person might conclude, it is a mistake to call Vladimir a buddy of ours.
Unfortunately, we have Bush and his administrators running foreign policy. Their explanation for Putin's behavior: he's getting bad information. He thinks Bush fired Dan Rather, and that we send Russia second-rate chicken. So he feels justified in his actions because, hey, America does bad things, too.
I can't make this stuff up.